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Bindi Irwin Does New Show…

Posted: October 18th, 2006 | Author: Sam | Filed under: Box #2 | 1 Comment »

…hopefully, they’ll leave out the unfortunately titled segment, Bindi Swims With The Stingrays. For the record, this is a horrible idea, especially after the passing of her father.


Piniella To The Cubs?

Posted: October 16th, 2006 | Author: Sam | Filed under: Box #2 | No Comments »

Typical of my favorite baseball team. Instead of getting an exciting young manager who could be around for the next twenty years if he’s successful (Joe Girardi), the Cubs are hiring a zombie (Lou Piniella). If Kerry Wood wasn’t injured all the time, he could come over and throw a 98 MPH fastball directly at my groin, because that’d feel just as good as this managerial decision.


Friday the 13th Today?

Posted: October 13th, 2006 | Author: Sam | Filed under: Box #2 | 2 Comments »

Kill, kill, kill…ahh, ahh, ahh. Kill, kill, kill…ahh, ahh, ahh.


Michigan State Announcer Loses It

Posted: October 1st, 2006 | Author: Sam | Filed under: Box #2 | No Comments »

This clip is the greatest meltdown in the history of athletics. There’s nothing else that can be said.


Slow Down, Slow Down

Posted: September 27th, 2006 | Author: Sam | Filed under: Box #2 | No Comments »

Hey, let’s not rush to judgement on this.


An Explanation!

Posted: September 22nd, 2006 | Author: Sam | Filed under: Box #2 | No Comments »

Perhaps this is the explanation for my enjoyment of absurdly hot food? Who wants a hot curry? Who?


Welcome Back Peter Gammons

Posted: September 19th, 2006 | Author: Sam | Filed under: Box #2 | No Comments »

Oh, to write as well as Gammons. How great it is to have him back.


Willie Nelson Finally Busted

Posted: September 18th, 2006 | Author: Sam | Filed under: Box #2 | 1 Comment »

Turn out, Willie Nelson smokes pot, and might also take hallucinogenic mushrooms. Thank God some enterprising cop busted his hippie ass. Honestly, who gives a fuck about drug use?


Possible Crisis in Darfur?

Posted: September 5th, 2006 | Author: Sam | Filed under: Box #2, Scary Stuff | No Comments »

Yeah, maybe. Let’s not rush to judgement or anything. Idiots.


A Fairly Convincing Face Slap

Posted: September 3rd, 2006 | Author: Sam | Filed under: Box #2 | No Comments »

Jon Swift, whose background I neither know nor care about, punches the douchebags questioning the manhood of the two Fox News reporters kidnapped and later released. And he has a fairly compelling point: the people making these criticisms are simply beyond reproach. These critics are so despicable that it defies the imagination.