David Vitter And Larry Craig Get Married

…wait, that’s not what happened. It’s just that accused prostitute visitor David Vitter and bathroom sex pursuing Larry Craig actually have had the audacity to reintroduce The Federal Marriage Amendment, a piece of horseshit legislation designed to prevent the gheys from marryin anywheres! (That link isn’t working. Keep clicking it. Maybe that will help.)

Honestly, the audacity of the Republican Party these days. These jackasses will lecture anybody about anything while continuing to do precisely those things within their own homes…or brothels…or public bathrooms. At what point does shame come into play? At what point does somebody say, “Maybe I shouldn’t lecture other people about their alleged moral failings when I have actual moral failings of my own?”

Surely people will realize the hackitude of the Republican Party, getting involved in these shenanigans despite their own moral bankruptcy. Surely this will drive Christians away. Or…you know…it won’t, because an awful lot of Christians are perfectly comfortable with this sort of out and out lunacy.