Reynolds Making Boldly Predicting…Not Much, Really

A blogger could eke out a decent existence simply linking to Glenn Reynolds and carefully analyzing his inciteful prose. Much as viewers needs guides to David Lynch’s Mulholland Drive, so to could some enterprising blogger explain to us the specific differences between Reynold indeeds and hehs. For the casual reader, understanding the subtleties involved in caring so little as to summarize each and every position you take with an indeed or a heh is a practical impossibility. How can anybody understand the genius that is Glenn Reynolds?

Yesterday, Reynolds prepared to ring in the New Year, bravely predicting that this coming year could be either worse or better than last year. Seriously.

“Will 2007 be more of the same? It could be worse. Or better.” Glenn Reynolds, Blogger Extraordinaire

(Reynolds then immediately links to Professor Bainbridge, who is his boyfriend I think. Or, perhaps, his instaboyfriend. I’m not sure. They’re definitely friends, and they definitely link to each other all the time. Sort of like me and Josh.) In the coming weeks, look for the Instapundit to analyze:

-The Weather - “It could be hotter. Or colder.”
-The Dinner - “It could be tastier. Or blander.”
-The Newspaper - “It could be biased. Or objective.
-The Super Bowl - “I could be won. Or lost.
-The Iraq War - “It could be won. Or won.”

All of this and more, courtesy of Glenn Reynolds, Blogger Extraordinaire.