O’Reilly? A Dick? Nooooooo.

Bill O’Reilly went on the air after receiving tips from insiders at the Kansas Office of the Attorney General. He did so to declare one particular doctor, who performs abortions, all sorts of nastiness. O’Reilly based his diatribe on tips from private medical files. Obviously, invading the privacy of an individual to make a point on a cable chat show is of the least concern for an individual like O’Reilly.

Unless the private life of a comrade is being invaded. O’Reilly lept to Rush Limbaugh’s defense when it was revealed that the talk radio host was addicted to Oxycontin. O’Reilly alleged that it was a Democratic conspiracy against Limbaugh. So if you’re keeping score at home, here’s what to put down. Bill O’Reilly is all for invading people’s personal lives if it means the slightest ratings bump, but is totally aghast at anybody else invading the personal lives of his friends.

Got that?