Jolie Wants To Adopt

Hey idiot, how about taking care of the three kids that you’ve got? How about spending a little bit of time with your first born children? I’m glad that you care so deeply about all of the children worldwide who desperately need homes, but when you’re giving quotes like, “It’s, you know, another boy, another girl, which country, which race would fit best with the kids…” it sort of seems like you’re comparison shopping for the most adorable infant. How about using some of that fantastic wealth of yours and adopting some kids who aren’t perfectly prepared for the paparrazi?