The problem that libertarians really have isn’t the incredibly poor marketing of their ideas. Rather, it’s the rest of us, who rather than bow before each and every libertarian we come across, just keep on walking. So damn you. And you. And especially you!
If you happen to read the linked article above, you’ll be able to discern incredibly quickly the real problem that libertarians have – they can’t market their ideas without condescending to anybody who thinks differently. Some of the choicer highlights include…
Libertarians spend their lives accurately predicting the future effects of government policy.
Really? Ask conservatives and they’ll tell you the same thing. So will liberals. And communists. And fascists. Everybody says that they’ve accurately predicted the outcomes of government policy. Everybody. Welcome to the club.
If you add to that curse that she would be ridiculed, derided, and shunned for making her predictions, you have a pretty fair approximation of what it feels like to be a libertarian.
You’re only “ridiculed, derided, and shunned” because of how you act when making those predictions. See the entire rest of the article you wrote. You’re throwing an epic temper tantrum because everybody else doesn’t fawn over your every word. Grow up.
Being a libertarian means living with an almost unendurable level of frustration.
Oddly, dealing with libertarians means enduring an incredible level of frustration. For instance, for as much as many libertarians hate big government and taxation, they never seem interested in actually doing anything about it. They never want to move to places with less government (sunny Somalia, for example). They never want to be jailed for their beliefs. They never want to run attractive candidates for public office (and no, Cranky Ron Paul is not and was not an attractive candidate to anybody other than the people who were already nodding their head in agreement throughout this guy’s bemoan).
Nor do they ever want to forgo the public goods that they’re so angry about paying for. If you hate the roads so much, for example, don’t use them. If public transportation grinds your gears, walk. If you hate having to have a driver’s license, drive without one. Honestly though, you could at least do something other than wailing about the injustice of it all.
Similarly, you’d think libertarians could perhaps acknowledge, at least occasionally, that capitalism can also lead to problems. Something along the lines of what Churchhill said about democracy, “…democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.” But of course, such an acknowledgment is simply unthinkable.
I’ve made this argument before, and I’ll certainly make it again, but if Cokes were marketed like libertarianism is – “Drink a Coke, because we’re the best, and you suck if you don’t drink our product, and everybody who disagrees is a jerk, and wrong, and mean to us too.” – we’d never drink Coke, because we never would have heard about it, because it would have gone out of business about 12 days after the first factory opened. In other words: market your product better you morons. In other, other words, the world doesn’t owe you a parade, and you’re not going to get one just because you whine about how awesome you are.
Do something, anything, different, and maybe you’ll make headway. Writing emo posts about how verboten you are isn’t, and will never be, the key.